I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph and no name. Well actually I'd l

I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph and no name. Well actually I'd like it to say "figment."

Author: Andy Warhol

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.

I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is "In 15 minutes everybody will be famous."

They always say time changes things but you actually have to change them yourself.

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.