Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.

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It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her, before Father Time takes it away.

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.

The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines because I always had a car thing.

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.