I especially love 'Web Therapy' and I did 'Eastbound and Down' too. I had a lot of fun doing that.

Author: Lily Tomlin

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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV you're not considered well viewed.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

Love is when two people know everything about each other and are still friends.

I love to travel, but hate to arrive.

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.

What it's like to be a parent: It's one of the hardest things you'll ever do but in exchange it teaches you the meaning of unconditional love.