If truth is beauty how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Author: Lily Tomlin

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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV you're not considered well viewed.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle.

The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.

Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.

Behind every beautiful thing there's been some kind of pain.