If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV you're not considered well viewed.

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

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