Instead of working for the survival of the fittest we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV you're not co

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV you're not considered well viewed.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

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    God respects me when I work; but God loves me when I sing.

    God respects me when I work; but God loves me when I sing.

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