Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizoph

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

Author: Lily Tomlin

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

Bizarre travel plans are dancing lessons from God.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want.

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God.