Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. Lyndon B. Johnson Quotes
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Education is not a problem. Education is an opportunity.

Education is not a problem. Education is an opportunity.

Yesterday is not ours to recover but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.

Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.

What we won when all of our people united must not be lost in suspicion and distrust and selfishnes

What we won when all of our people united must not be lost in suspicion and distrust and selfishness and politics. Accordingly I shall not seek and I will not accept the nomination of my party for another term as president.

The separation of church and state is a source of strength but the conscience of our nation does no

The separation of church and state is a source of strength, but the conscience of our nation does not call for separation between men of state and faith in the Supreme Being.

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    We are living in a culture entirely hypnotized by the illusion of time, in which the so-called present moment is felt as nothing but an infinitesimal hairline between an all-powerfully causative past and an absorbingly important future. 

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