I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

Author: Mae West

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You only live once but if you do it right once is enough.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Between two evils I always pick the one I never tried before.

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

The biggest seller is cookbooks, and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for bad hunter.