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You only live once but if you do it right once is enough.

You only live once but if you do it right once is enough.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Between two evils I always pick the one I never tried before.

Between two evils I always pick the one I never tried before.

I like a man who's good but not too good - for the good die young and I hate a dead one.

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

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    You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

    You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

    We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

    We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

    Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

    Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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