Don't tell fish stories where the people know you, but particularly don't tell them where they know

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you, but particularly don't tell them where they know the fish.

Author: Mark Twain

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Love is when two people know everything about each other and are still friends.

Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare.

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

The most effective way to destroy people is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history.

Love is when two people know everything about each other and are still friends.

I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

People don’t take trips, trips take people.