God made the Idiot for practice and then He made the School Board.

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

Author: Mark Twain

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Love is when two people know everything about each other and are still friends.

Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare.

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

Any fool can know. The point is to understand.

Experience, travel – these are as education in themselves.

Bizarre travel plans are dancing lessons from God.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.