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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

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Love is when two people know everything about each other and are still friends.

Love is when two people know everything about each other and are still friends. 

Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.

Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare.

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any ti

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

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    Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

    Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

    I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

    I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

    You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

    You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

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