I had a stick of CareFree gum but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubbl Mitch Hedberg Quotes
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I had a stick of CareFree gum but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble but as soon as the gum lost its flavor I was back to pondering my mortality.

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