I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. T Mitch Hedberg Quotes
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I wish my name was Brian, because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

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