I have a memory like an elephant. In fact elephants often consult me.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

Author: Noel Coward

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I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

There's always something fishy about the French.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.