I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

Author: Noel Coward

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I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Marry or not? Whichever you do, you will repent it.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.