After all what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself, if t P. J. O'Rourke Quotes
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After all what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself, if that were their sole purpose they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.

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