It's better to make fun of yourself because you've always got someone around to make fun of and the

It's better to make fun of yourself because you've always got someone around to make fun of and they can't sue you.

Author: P. J. O'Rourke

I'm old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now.

I rarely meet a politician that I don't like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

Crazy old people are our entire source of polling information.