Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

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I'm old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now.

I rarely meet a politician that I don't like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

Crazy old people are our entire source of polling information.

What it's like to be a parent: It's one of the hardest things you'll ever do but in exchange it teaches you the meaning of unconditional love.

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master.

The main object of teaching is not to give explanations, but to knock at the doors of the mind.

Teaching is only demonstrating that it is possible. Learning is making it possible for yourself.