Never wear anything that panics the cat.

Author: P. J. O'Rourke

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I'm old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now.

I rarely meet a politician that I don't like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

Crazy old people are our entire source of polling information.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to a man. But a pig will look you straight in the eye and see his equal.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.