A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song no matter h Phyllis Diller Quotes
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A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song, no matter how bad they are.

Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Ada Driver (July 17, 1917 – August 20, 2012), better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American actress and stand-up comedienne, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh.

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Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
I admit I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
The last thing I'd learn well into my career was how to get on how to say hello how to get in with

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    Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.

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