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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes cry rant and rave and at the sound of the bell simmer down and go about business as usual.
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Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song, no matter how bad they are.
Always be nice to your children, because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
I admit I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
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