A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

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Life is just a bowl of pits.

What a dog, I got his favorite bone is in my arm.

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

With me nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now we'll never see each other!

Every girl who has dated a football player, they all have sex the same way.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.