Life is just a bowl of pits.

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What a dog I got his favorite bone is in my arm.

What a dog, I got his favorite bone is in my arm.

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

With me nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now we'

With me nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now we'll never see each other!

When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

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    We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.

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    It's impossible to protect your kids against disappointment in life.

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    There is no such thing in life as normal

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