We sleep in separate rooms we have dinner apart we take separate vacations - we're doing everything

We sleep in separate rooms we have dinner apart we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.

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Life is just a bowl of pits.

What a dog, I got his favorite bone is in my arm.

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

With me nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now we'll never see each other!

Marry or not? Whichever you do, you will repent it.

Words and pictures are yin and yang. Married, they produce a progeny more interesting than either parent.

Let me not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments.

Marriage is indeed a manoeuvring business.