Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of respo

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Author: Ronald Reagan

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The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things.

Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty.

Trust but verify.

History teaches that war begins when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.