Clairvoyant n.: A person commonly a woman who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to he

Clairvoyant n.: A person commonly a woman who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely that he is a blockhead.

Author: Ambrose Bierce

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The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.

History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.

The covers of this book are too far apart.

Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge of things without parallel.

Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.

The false can never grow into truth by growing in power.

Don't give to anyone the power to put you down. Haters are losers pretending to be winners.

Power based on love is a thousand times more effective and permanent than the one derived from fear of punishment.