Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness

Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness.

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The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.

History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.

The covers of this book are too far apart.

Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge of things without parallel.

The natural thing, my lord, men and women joined.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

The only time a woman has a true orgasm is when she's shopping.

She’s beautiful, and therefore to be wooed; She is woman, and therefore to be won.