Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. Steve Martin Quotes
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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Steve Martin

Stephen Glenn "Steve" Martin (born August 14, 1945) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, producer, and musician. Since the 1980s, having branched away from comedy, Martin has become a successful actor, as well as an author, playwright, pianist, and banjo player, eventually earning him an Emmy, Grammy, and American Comedy awards, among other honors.

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