I thought if I had a Twitter feed and say I had a following of a 100 000 that means 100 000 of them would be interested in my book. It was logical but it didn't turn out to be true. It turned out if I had a Twitter feed of a 100 000 four of them were interested in my book.

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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

A day without sunshine is like you know night.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Tweeting is really only good for one thing - it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding because

Tweeting is really only good for one thing - it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding because it's just its own reward. It's sort of like heaven.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

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