I was very interested in vaudeville. It was the only sort of discipline that was a five-minute act on stage which is what I really enjoyed and saw myself doing. And I bought books on it.
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Tweeting is really only good for one thing - it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding because it's just its own reward. It's sort of like heaven.
You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.