The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready.
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Tweeting is really only good for one thing - it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding because it's just its own reward. It's sort of like heaven.
You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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