I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' Steven Wright Quotes
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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Steven Wright

Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsense jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations.

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