I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. Steven Wright Quotes
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

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Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.

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