I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there the guy was locking the front door. Steven Wright Quotes
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I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there the guy was locking the front door. I said 'Hey the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said 'Yes but not in a row.'

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