I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the oth

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.

Author: Steven Wright

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.

If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?