When I was crossing the border into Canada they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said "Well w

When I was crossing the border into Canada they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said "Well what do you need?"

Author: Steven Wright

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.

If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?