I cook with wine sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Author: W. C. Fields

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It ain't what they call you it's what you answer to.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy, it's only a question of degree.

The body is a source of endless trouble to us by reason of the mere requirement of food.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.