I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

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It ain't what they call you it's what you answer to.

It ain't what they call you it's what you answer to.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy, it's only a question of degree.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy, it's only a question of degree.

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    You ain't gonna miss your water until your well runs dry.

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