Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

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It ain't what they call you it's what you answer to.

It ain't what they call you it's what you answer to.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy, it's only a question of degree.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy, it's only a question of degree.

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    I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

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