Some things are better than sex and some are worse but there's nothing exactly like it.

Some things are better than sex and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

Author: W. C. Fields

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It ain't what they call you it's what you answer to.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy, it's only a question of degree.

Copulation is no more foul to me than death is.

The natural thing, my lord, men and women joined.

To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth - I count that something of a miracle.

Every girl who has dated a football player, they all have sex the same way.