If I studied all my life I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session

If I studied all my life I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

Author: Will Rogers

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Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.

Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all of one’s lifetime.

We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.