If you make any money the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets and all that don't get wet you can keep.

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Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.

Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.

Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

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    Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

    Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

    The reason I've been able to be so financially successful is my focus has never, ever for one minute been money.

    The reason I've been able to be so financially successful is my focus has never, ever for one minute been money.

    You can fool some people sometimes, but you can’t fool all the people all the time

    You can fool some people sometimes, but you can’t fool all the people all the time.

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