The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say "How is the president?"

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Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.

Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.

Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

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    Freedom is not the absence of commitments, but the ability to choose - and commit myself to - what is best for me.

    You did the best that you knew how. Now that you know better, you’ll do better.

    You did the best that you knew how. Now that you know better, you’ll do better.

    When you do something noble and beautiful and nobody noticed, do not be sad. For the sun every morning is a beautiful spectacle and yet most of the audience still sleeps.

    When you do something noble and beautiful and nobody noticed, do not be sad. For the sun every morning is a beautiful spectacle and yet most of the audience still sleeps.

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