The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

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Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.

Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.

Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

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    For the born traveller, travelling is a besetting vice. Like other vices, it is imperious, demanding its victim’s time, money, energy and the sacrifice of comfort.

    Copulation is no more foul to me than death is.

    Copulation is no more foul to me than death is.

    When you are missing someone, time seems to move slower, and when I’m falling in love with someone, time seems to be moving faster.

    When you are missing someone, time seems to move slower, and when I’m falling in love with someone, time seems to be moving faster.

    And if a double-decker bus crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.

    And if a double-decker bus crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.

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