Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.

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The heart wants what it wants. There’s no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that’s that.

The heart wants what it wants. There’s no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that’s that.

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundr

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

I don't know the question but sex is definitely the answer

I don't know the question but sex is definitely the answer

I am not afraid of death I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I am not afraid of death I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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    I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

    Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.

    Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.

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