I do not believe in an afterlife although I am bringing a change of underwear

Author: Woody Allen

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The heart wants what it wants. There’s no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that’s that.

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

I don't know the question but sex is definitely the answer

I am not afraid of death I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind.

Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all of one’s lifetime.

We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.

It's impossible to protect your kids against disappointment in life.