I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'

Author:

Explore More Quotes by Woody Allen

The heart wants what it wants. There’s no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that’s that.

The heart wants what it wants. There’s no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that’s that.

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundr

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

I don't know the question but sex is definitely the answer

I don't know the question but sex is definitely the answer

I am not afraid of death I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I am not afraid of death I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Related Quotes to Explore

    Every girl who has dated a football player, they all have sex the same way.

    Every girl who has dated a football player, they all have sex the same way.

    Give a girl an education and introduce her properly into the world, and ten to one but she has the means of settling well, without further expense to anybody.

    Give a girl an education and introduce her properly into the world, and ten to one but she has the means of settling well, without further expense to anybody.

Search