It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light and certainly not desirable as one's hat

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.

Author: Woody Allen

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The heart wants what it wants. There’s no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that’s that.

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

I don't know the question but sex is definitely the answer

I am not afraid of death I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Not I, not anyone else, can travel that road for you, you must travel it for yourself.

You got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.

Make voyages! Attempt them… there’s nothing else.

I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.